I hope they find a magic tablet
To make you well, that would be magic
As judgement day draws near
By now it should be clear
That religion's the first sign of madness
Aah
woo hoo
When you, when you do it
You do it good
Gone are the days when something mattered
It's all a haze of feeling shattered
It's a bleak and twisted journey that always ends in sadness
And religion's the first sign of madness
I've seen the light, I've seen the light
In the darkness I've seen the lightness
I had a friend with magic tablets
When she took them, they made her happy
They put her in a convent
And then she went to Rampton
'Cause religion's the first step to madness
I've seen the light, I've seen the light
And religion's the first sign of madness
Yeah, religion's the first sign of madness
Oh, religion's the first sign of madness
You know it don't make sense
It leads to madness