As my wife says
This must be true love
I don’t believe her but she
Knows me well enough
I recognise the symptoms
But I don’t ever listen
To such morbid hysteria, ha ha
With your mannequin posture
To think I almost lost ya
Such a soignée thing to do
Your expression teases
Then it almost freezes
But I don’t mind
Passing time this way, hey hey
Hailey, laugh so gaily
Cry in bed alone tonight
Hope one day you’re going under
Stuck at home with the kid
It's frightening
You know I’m faster than lightning
As My Wife Says
